Sometimes I think that there should be a "LOL Corner-esque" feature for the emails sent to customer service. I'm sure that is crossing some kind of privacy line but man, there some doozies in there. I'd like to call this hypothetical corner the Fart Corner, because the possibilities are endless and hilarious. I'm sure that my other RCS homies would agree that sometimes our valued customers need to sit in a corner filled with their own farts for five minutes before they take out their "well deserved" anger and frustration on the keyboard. Being forced to breathe fart-filled air is a pretty miserable experience (I'd imagine), so the logic is that upon being returned to non-fart filled air our valued customer will have a new perspective. A perspective that allows them to review the following:

deviantART, specifically those of us who work in Customer Service, really enjoy ruining your day. In fact, we get paid based on how unhappy you are! We ripping you off. (I have the bumper sticker on my car.) We never, ever make mistakes because we are perfectly crafted robots that use mistake-proof computers. We actually exist in a completely flawless dimension, problems are not something we experience, we just make them up for fun. Because (like I said before) we like to ruin your day.

Ahem.





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