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Dear Inadimate Object by $meanbones:iconmeanbones:

Categories Literature > Prose > Non-Fiction > Satire


I wish you had feelings...
so I could hurt them.
©2008 $meanbones
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TODAY I HATE MICROSOFT EXCEL (SPECIFICALLY OFFICE 08 VERSION FOR MAC)

I have tried willing it to function normally through positive brain vibes but it just keeps on quitting.

command S! command S! command S!

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*BalledKalilee:iconBalledKalilee: Mar 10, 2008, 5:00:39 PM
That's how I feel about Rubix cubes and Lamp poles! :D

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^Bloodredsangre:iconBloodredsangre: Mar 10, 2008, 9:06:15 PM
I feel like this everyday...

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`radioPooh:iconradioPooh: Mar 11, 2008, 12:46:57 PM
wow .. like .. that was angst against excel ( lol )

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`shell4art:iconshell4art: Mar 17, 2008, 8:44:13 AM
This is how I feel about some people!

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$meanbones:iconmeanbones: Mar 17, 2008, 12:35:03 PM
hahaha, but people DO have feelings!

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*masochist-bunny:iconmasochist-bunny: Mar 18, 2008, 11:59:11 AM
For some strange reason, those two lines of words made me smile.
$meanbones:iconmeanbones: Mar 18, 2008, 3:16:26 PM
I think that every one secretly feels this way. Sometimes I attempt to embarrass objects (usually my computer, printer or the fax machine) in hopes that they will resume functioning properly. I call as many IT guys as possible over to my desk and ask them to start at the disobedient object, then magically it starts working. Tadaaaaaa :winner:

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*masochist-bunny:iconmasochist-bunny: Mar 18, 2008, 4:14:10 PM
When I have computer problems, I hugs my monitor... then it shocks me. Bzzt!
Skills, I has them. :bucktooth:
$meanbones:iconmeanbones: Mar 18, 2008, 4:40:46 PM
I realized I typed "start" instead of "stare". I think you got the point anyway.

Maybe I will start showering my objects with gifts, and in return they will not break.

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