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Fart Corner

Journal Entry: Mon Apr 28, 2008, 6:18 PM



Sometimes I think that there should be a "LOL Corner-esque" feature for the emails sent to customer service. I'm sure that is crossing some kind of privacy line but man, there some doozies in there. I'd like to call this hypothetical corner the Fart Corner, because the possibilities are endless and hilarious. I'm sure that my other RCS homies would agree that sometimes our valued customers need to sit in a corner filled with their own farts for five minutes before they take out their "well deserved" anger and frustration on the keyboard. Being forced to breathe fart-filled air is a pretty miserable experience (I'd imagine), so the logic is that upon being returned to non-fart filled air our valued customer will have a new perspective. A perspective that allows them to review the following:

deviantART, specifically those of us who work in Customer Service, really enjoy ruining your day. In fact, we get paid based on how unhappy you are! We :heart: ripping you off. (I have the bumper sticker on my car.) We never, ever make mistakes because we are perfectly crafted robots that use mistake-proof computers. We actually exist in a completely flawless dimension, problems are not something we experience, we just make them up for fun. Because (like I said before) we like to ruin your day.

Ahem. :|





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  • Mood: Sarcastic

Devious Information

Howdy, I'm Stevie and I work at deviantART HQ. :peace:
Contrary to my username I am not mean although I am indeed made of bones (AND STAR DUST).

The most accurate description of my job: "I float." :meditation:
In between various admin stuffs (assistant to the suits!), I work very closely with Artist Relations and the Film Team, focusing on recruiting projects and PR.
I've recently jumped on board with adCAST support and am in charge of managing the Real Talk/SRS BSNSS flow around the office.

If you receive a note from me, don't be shy! I am probably contacting you regarding very cool deviantART projects on the horizon.
  • Current Age: 24
  • Current Residence: los angeles
  • Interests: old records, film cameras, out-dated science texts
  • Favourite movie: docs, indies, anderson (wes & paul thomas)
  • Favourite genre of music: right now I only want to listen to music that makes me feel like I should be levitating
  • MP3 player of choice: ipod mini with a mustache
  • Shell of choice: seashells
  • Favourite game: winning
  • Personal Quote: SHARK WEEK IS A WAY OF LIFE.

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~heyitsjulie:iconheyitsjulie: Apr 24, 2008, 1:44:30 PM
thanks for the :+favlove:<33

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~teaspoons:iconteaspoons: Apr 23, 2008, 10:48:29 PM
howdy! much thanks for the watch, hope ya enjoy! :hug:

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~avci34:iconavci34: Apr 23, 2008, 12:53:37 PM
thank you
Forum Turkey

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$meanbones:iconmeanbones: Apr 21, 2008, 3:00:32 PM
No can do, buckeroo.
Please visit the FAQ!
FAQ #113: Can I delete my deviantART account?

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Stevie Raya
deviantART, Inc.
stevie@deviantart.com
$meanbones:iconmeanbones: Apr 21, 2008, 2:59:09 PM
:thumbsup:

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Stevie Raya
deviantART, Inc.
stevie@deviantart.com
~xIchixRukiax:iconxIchixRukiax: Apr 20, 2008, 9:00:26 PM
administrator could you plz ban this acount that im typing from cuz ive created a new account.......... i have no idea how to delete this account thnx :D

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*willamnvp:iconwillamnvp: Apr 19, 2008, 8:53:30 AM
Hi Stevie, and thank you for adding my photo to your favs! I am honored and happy that you liked it. :)

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$Heidi:iconHeidi: Apr 18, 2008, 11:43:09 AM
But he eventually married Stevie!!

~Heidi
~neverblue:iconneverblue: Apr 18, 2008, 10:58:22 AM
your comment just made my day. XD

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$chix0r:iconchix0r: Apr 18, 2008, 3:24:51 AM
YOUR HUSBAND LIKED ME BETTER!

;P

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$meanbones:iconmeanbones: Apr 17, 2008, 6:30:14 PM
I couldn't resist! Too cute. :giggle:

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Stevie Raya
deviantART, Inc.
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=dicalva:icondicalva: Apr 16, 2008, 11:51:41 PM
Thank you vrey much for visiting my gallery and for the :+fav: :-)
Diana :wave:

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~IvanChanStudio:iconIvanChanStudio: Apr 16, 2008, 6:43:35 PM
Thanks for the fave on "Squiddle"!

I look forward to checking out the stuff you mentioned in LA, I visit family there often and love going to the galleries.

Take care,

I.

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$meanbones:iconmeanbones: Apr 14, 2008, 3:13:46 PM
:noes:

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Stevie Raya
deviantART, Inc.
stevie@deviantart.com
$Heidi:iconHeidi: Apr 13, 2008, 10:13:39 PM
Your father-in-law totally wants you to sign a prenup. :|

~Heidi
$meanbones:iconmeanbones: Apr 7, 2008, 12:03:42 PM
:thumbsup: Glad to help!

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Stevie Raya
deviantART, Inc.
stevie@deviantart.com
=Oasispegasus:iconOasispegasus: Apr 5, 2008, 4:19:18 PM
Thankyou very much for sorting out all my AdCast orders :D

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~melocopter:iconmelocopter: Apr 3, 2008, 3:35:29 PM
OK well it makes me feel a little better that I'm in good company.

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$meanbones:iconmeanbones: Apr 3, 2008, 3:15:08 PM
It's ok, funny story: when I interviewed for deviantART both $jeanpat and $Waveswinger thought I was going to be a dude. I have a man voice on the phone too, lol.

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Stevie Raya
deviantART, Inc.
stevie@deviantart.com
~melocopter:iconmelocopter: Apr 3, 2008, 2:16:49 PM
Oops how embarrassing. Darn you, internet!

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